You know you've lived in Spain when...PART 3

41) Aceite de oliva is 'muy sano', of course. So you help yourself toa bit more.
42)When women think that clear bra straps are in fact invisible.
43) When it's totally normal for every kitchen to have a deep-fatfryer but no kettle.
44) Te cagas en la leche....
45) To avoid that cheap Eristoff vodka you have to ask for 'un esmirnoff'
46) When you know what a guiri is / have been called one
47) When you add 'super' in front of any adjective for emphasis
48) When it's completely normal for men and women to have at least onefacial piercing
49) When you pay for something that's, say, 8.50, you always ask,'Quieres el cincuenta?'
50) Blonde girls actually start to think their name is 'rubia'
51) When you accept that paying with a 50 euro note is going to getyou a dirty look if you're buying something that costs less than 40euros
52) If something is great, it's 'de puta madre'
53) You can eat up to 5 times a day - first breakfast, 2nd breakfastaround 11.30, almuerzo, merienda, cena
54) You know the jingle for Los Cuarenta Principales...
55) If you see someone wearing a T-shirt with something written on itin English, you can almost guarantee it won't make sense. (PebbleNight was a personal favourite)
56) When you go into a bank/bakery etc, it's standard practice to ask'Quien es la ultima?'
57) Who needs a dryer when you have a washing line outside the windowof your apartment?
58) You know what 'marcha' and 'juerga' are. (Of course!)
59) You are more likely to call your friends tio/a, nena, chaval,macho or even tronco than their real name.
60) Love it or hate it, you can't escape reggaeton